Cornucopia

Things on my mind, I noticed that I unconsciously ripped off The Hater when I wrote the title Further Adventures In… it’s disappointing because Further Adventures In sounds a lot like the beginning of a trashy comic book. Boo.  No more internet adventures at all. Especially because I’m a little down on the Hater choosing [...]

Barack Obama Cameo

I think it’s entirely obvious that this is supposed to be Barack Obama. I like Barack Obama a lot. I have mixed opinions about the presidential candidates–and while I’ll probably have to research a ton of platforms before choosing who I’d most like to see in office– I find him really inspiring. At the same [...]

Brenda Starr Defies Logic Again and I’m Not Surprised

Would you want this man to be the next president of the United States:

Here are my reasons for being profoundly annoyed at Brenda Starr’s choice for a presidential candidate (and is it weird that sometimes I pretend that Brenda Starr is actually a person writing and cataloging her life through a silly comic strip):

No one [...]

PhD #3

My school would also offer a PhD in being a stereotypical sorority girl:
The degree would offer three different pathways: stereotypical slutty sorority girl (referred to by frat boys as “sorostitutes”); stereotypical “like deep” sorority girl; or mom-who-tans-so-much-she-looks-like-her-sorority-daughter’s-twin
Applicants will need to send the following information: a) the name of their sorority, as well as receipts for [...]

yogurt

What I never realized was how picky I am about yogurt. I like Mediterranean yogurt-based dishes. I like yoplait yogurt. I mean, I won’t eat the crazy gross flavors like key-lime pie, orange cream, or chocolate mousse, but I’m up for a good, delicious blackberry yogurt any day of the week. Is that so bland?
So, [...]