My school would also offer a PhD in being a stereotypical sorority girl:
The degree would offer three different pathways: stereotypical slutty sorority girl (referred to by frat boys as “sorostitutes”); stereotypical “like deep” sorority girl; or mom-who-tans-so-much-she-looks-like-her-sorority-daughter’s-twin
Applicants will need to send the following information: a) the name of their sorority, as well as receipts for [...]
PhD #3
PhD
Today, I was thinking about my dream PhD program. And after a lot of thought, I decided that I wanted a doctorate in shutting people down. This epiphany hit me after a student tried to lie to me about where his class was. He told me that it was in G333. His eyes were hopeful [...]
