i could go into a very long, very bloggy entry about my life. and why. and blah blah fucking blah blah.
let’s talk about movies instead.
a list of movies i would like to see in the theater:
1) the darjeeling limited. i am a filthy whore for wes anderson. it is a little embarrassing.
2) francis ford coppola’s youth [...]
business is business is bad
Legos
I don’t really feel like writing much today. But, I was thinking about how awesome Legos are.
evidence a) that tired old white stripes video that every hipster hip kid has seen three billion times:
evidence b) how even a grainy youtube video can be interesting when it features stopmotion legos (and a [...]
Brenda Starr Defies Logic Again and I’m Not Surprised
Would you want this man to be the next president of the United States:
Here are my reasons for being profoundly annoyed at Brenda Starr’s choice for a presidential candidate (and is it weird that sometimes I pretend that Brenda Starr is actually a person writing and cataloging her life through a silly comic strip):
No one [...]
PhD
Today, I was thinking about my dream PhD program. And after a lot of thought, I decided that I wanted a doctorate in shutting people down. This epiphany hit me after a student tried to lie to me about where his class was. He told me that it was in G333. His eyes were hopeful [...]
Dear Diary
I think my future roommate is a serial killer.
The clues:
a) keeps to himself
b) soft-spoken
c) plays the accordion.
I’m going to keep a list of possible clues for the entirety of my lease. And once the lease is over, I’ll confront him. Then, if I don’t post three days after confrontation day, you’ll know what happened. Hopefully, [...]
