My school would also offer a PhD in being a stereotypical sorority girl:
The degree would offer three different pathways: stereotypical slutty sorority girl (referred to by frat boys as “sorostitutes”); stereotypical “like deep” sorority girl; or mom-who-tans-so-much-she-looks-like-her-sorority-daughter’s-twin
Applicants will need to send the following information: a) the name of their sorority, as well as receipts for [...]
PhD #3
PhD #2
The second doctorate I would hand out is a doctorate in bounty hunting. I’ve never watched Dog the Bounty Hunter, but all of my friends who’ve watched it say it sucks. Like the whole point is to portray Dog as this badass with a heart of gold. Is that what America wants out of a [...]
PhD
Today, I was thinking about my dream PhD program. And after a lot of thought, I decided that I wanted a doctorate in shutting people down. This epiphany hit me after a student tried to lie to me about where his class was. He told me that it was in G333. His eyes were hopeful [...]
